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Is your valuable parked domain generating all the income it can?

Parking services like SEDO can only take you so far. There’s no escaping that these sites all look the same. And because surfers quickly recognize that they have no content value, their bounce rate is near 100%. It also goes without saying that parked domains are all but ignored by the search engines.

Short of investing the time, energy and money needed to develop your domain into a full-fledged Web site, there hasn’t been much you could do to improve the income performance of your parked domains.

Wouldn’t it be great if there were a way to quickly put up a simple site in place of your “coming soon” page or that cookie-cutter SEDO page?

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if this simple, little web site you could put up in about 30 minutes actually engaged surfers and got multiple page views?

Wouldn’t it be a Godsend if such a site used almost zero bandwidth?

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Granny in Paradise

Greg Kassabian is a San Francisco-based stylist and colorist with more than 25 years experience in the Union Square area…

** special thanks to Kingpin, for good karma **

“Think about it. Every “box” ever invented was based pretty much on the same premise: how to get SOMETHING for NOTHING. In other words, to RIP OFF. Well, taking this concept to its logical conclusion, we end up with a “box” that simply CREATES MONEY. Yes, CASH wherever you need it. Not JUST for phone calls, but for pizza, cigs, laptops, v.fast modems, parking meter fares, YOU NAME IT. YOU DECIDE. The box… PROVIDES.

Of course, the electronics required to build this wonder have not been invented yet, but I will try to explain. First off, the box must of course be green. But not just ANY color of green. It must be MONEY GREEN. Maybe even a picture of George Washington on the back. As for buttons, there will be just ONE. A BIG, GOLD button in the center of the box… labeled “CASH.” And when pressed, the sound of cash registers will emanate from the unit - “Ka-CHING!”

I believe the main circuit should be a rectifier… to rectify the situation in YOUR FAVOR. Many capacitors (the green, electrolytic type) are to be arranged in a pattern on the PCB as such: